Funny Jokes: June 2013

funny jokes

TEACHER : Who Created
the Earth.?
(Boy pokes a girl’s back
with a pencil)
GIRL : Oh God.!
TEACHER : Good.. Correct answer.!! TEACHER : Who was Born
on 25 Dec.?
(Boy again pokes the
girl’s back)
GIRL : Oh Jesus.!! TEACHER : Very good..
Correct answer..
TEACHER : What did Eve
tell Adam when they
had their 17th Baby.??
(Boy pokes the girl’s back yet again.)
GIRL : If you Stick that ‘Thing’ on
Me
Öne More Time,
I’m going to Break It into Half.. Teacher fainted.!

funny jokes

My mom carried me for nine months...
She felt sick for months with nausea, then
she watched her feet swell & her skin
stretch; she struggled to climb stairs, she
got breathless quick; she suffered many
sleepless nights. She then went through excruciating pain to bring me into this
world. Then, she became my nurse, my
chef, my maid, my chauffeur, my biggest
fan, my teacher, & my best friend. She's
struggled for me, cried over me, hoped
the best for me, & PRAYED FOR ME!!! Most of us take our mom for granted.
like n Share this if you love your mom.

funny jokes

1. If a person laughs too much, even at
stupid
things, he is lonely deep inside..
2. If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad..
3. If a person speaks less, but speaks
fast, he keeps secrets..
4. If someone can't cry, he is weak..
5. If someone eats in an abnormal
manner, he is tense.
. 6. If someone cries on little things,he is
innocent & soft hearted..
7. If someone becomes angry over silly
or petty (small) things, it means he needs
love...
Moral;Try to understand people more and
STOP judging!